- You know it’s bad when someone says “it’s not that bad”
- To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
- Yoooouuuuu shhhoouulldddd bbbeeee dooooinnnggg sommeethhiinnggg ppprrrodductttiiiiiveee nooowwww.
- People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
- Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
- The only thing I gained so far in 2013 is weight :)
- I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
- At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
- Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
- Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
- Part of me says I can’t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk.”
- The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
- Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
- The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
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